Why didn't I get your mass text?

So earlier I heard 'Mass Text' By Tay Allyn. 

3 words:

what

 the 

  fuck 

So I can't help thinking this is a joke. I mean after Rebecca Black's 'Friday' surely the whole world knows these stupid music videos of a horribly produced pop song DO NOT GO DOWN WELL. 

Now I'm all for her doing whatever she wants and not caring what people think.. but for real? How can anybody post a video like that and not care about the international humiliation they're going to have to endure?

I will admit it's catchy. 

In an extremely annoying way. 

Why didn't I get your mass text? I'm in your contacts!